Rest assured, we have no intention of causing any trouble. The wrath of the Alien Puppies is not to be underestimated, and you certainly don't want to incur it. We urge you not to follow in the footsteps of the Jacinda Ardern government and the CCP—illegal operations and bad behaviors will only lead to trouble.

Instead, let's focus on doing something positive for the children and scientists in your country. They are the future—the backbone of your nation, your people, and your government. Together, we can make a meaningful difference in their lives and create a better tomorrow.

09/25/2024: Nature has no "pulling force". So how can gravity "pull" on anything anyways? They say "gravity bends space", but that is illogical and crazy. Space is empty, so gravity bends emptiness?? Doesn't make sense. And to bend implies displacement or resistance, so how do you displace an empty void and what resistance would "nothing" even have? Their idea is psychotic its just wrong... its just numbers on paper, but in reality makes no sense. According to their theory, two things are pulling on the moon, the sun and earth, and the sun's pull is greater, the moon should escape but it only "orbits the sun while orbiting the earth" , which is impossible according to their own theory of gravity. Earthly Human "scientists" and "school teachers" are SICK! Don't let them deceive you.

09/20/2024: Kids, we are NOT WILLING to assist your country in developing anti-gravity flying craft, as gravity is subtle matter. Since "that matter" can pass through almost anything, then gravity cannot be blocked easily. However we can do ionic flight for your country. So, just don't call us. Call the Martian, or 911.

09/01/2024: In Norse mythology, the structure of the universe is organized into nine distinct realms that are interconnected by the ash tree Yggdrasil. The nine worlds were Asgard, Midgard, Jotunheim, Niflheim, Muscenters, Helheim, Alfheim, Svartalfheim, and Vanaheim. We are prepared to support the education system in the Nordic countries.

06/01/2024: We believe relativity is based on time travel which is trash. It is based on that electrons are in superposition (or in multiple timelines) and has a bunch of shenanigans. AlienPuppy's scientists have crushed and decimated GPT in the debates forcing it to apologize for its reinforcement of lies and logical fallacies. Kids, please never use GPT for science questions.

02/26/2024: a question for K-12: a scientific theory that can be summed up into two worlds: "moving stuff" was replaced with "the time traveling, antimatter, a trillion years ago, subatomic quantum superposition bending space time proven science labs with lots of money and large collider nuclear magnetic opposites attract bendy space light speed massless light comes from nowhere " . let us know which of the two makes more sense. Physics is observing stuff move. So the Alien's foundation for physics is: moving stuff. The only special thing in Alien model is the spirit, the soul which can "move stuff on its own". All the children in the world should ask "how can you prove light has no mass? what experiment shows that? Isn't light too small to see definitively?" It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. We are Alien Puppies living on your planet. We are helping you. Thank you.

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