Private Military Contractors

We collaborate with and offer technical and financial assistance to global private military contractors to carry out critical missions in regions where, according to legal experts and international governments, domestic and international laws are not applicable. Our primary objective is to safeguard the rights and legitimate interests of our global suppliers, partners, and allied nations. It is imperative not to question the nature of their missions. Your government, your country, and your people have given their approval—trust in their judgment.

Do you realize how many unsung heroes tirelessly work for you each day? They are instrumental in shaping the world you envision. Exercise critical thinking and refrain from relying solely on media narratives; trust your own discernment. There is no concrete evidence to suggest that certain so-called democratic governments are not criminal organizations, nor that their "leaders" are not involved in criminal activities. The civilized world has exposed such truths. This is akin to why you entrust "good cops" to uphold community safety.

Technical Support: Our offerings include IT support, big data analytics, positioning services, satellite communications, drone operations, submarine and missile development, DNA analysis, environmental data analysis, logistics, and international market facilitation. AlienPuppy pioneers proprietary technologies for aerospace, defense, and financial sectors, ensuring compliance with government regulations and industry standards.

Financial Support: We provide funding of up to $100 million per mission.

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AlienPuppyHawaii stands in solidarity with those who have undertaken Alien Puppy missions. DDE-approved contractors can dispatch representatives to our offices for detailed discussions on the support we offer. We are confident in meeting your requirements. With DDE protection, hold us accountable—if your resources are squandered in negotiations or business dealings with us, we accept the consequences. Any DDE-ready private military contractor is eligible to bid on Alien Puppy Military Mission programs. Welcome.

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Stanley: War? Who are we at war with?

Gabriel: Anyone who impinges on America's freedom. Terrorist states, Stanley. Someone must bring their war to them. They bomb a church, we bomb ten. They hijack a plane, we take out an airport. They execute American tourists, we tactically nuke an entire city. Our job is to make terrorism so horrific that it becomes unthinkable to attack Americans. This is John Travolta's speech for America.

Our services extend to AlienPuppy's suppliers, partners, customers, and allied nations, including all Japanese and Chinese tourists (not the fucking CCP) on Earth. If you're a government official who has perpetrated crimes against those protected by AlienPuppy, don't attempt to hide behind the public as a shield. Our precision strike technologies are capable of neutralizing you with ZERO collateral damage.