Criminal Organizations & Criminals

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  • New Zealand Ministry of Justice

  • New Zealand Police

  • New Zealand Court

  • New Zealand Ministry of Immigration

  • Cabinet of the New Zealand government.

  • Fake New Zealand media that this illegitimate government (the Labor Party) has spent taxpayers' sweat money on. Fortunately the government criminals didn't control Telegram, YouTube, Vimeo and AlienPuppyTenders.

Criminal/Felon/Law Enforcement Rewards:

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New Zealand Most Wanted Fugitives:

The New Zealand public calls with mouths, websites, sniper rifle muzzles as well as genetic analysis technology, battlefield situation dynamics visualization solution, for these fugitives to face justice for crimes against the public and international tourists. The New Zealand public would use a $500,000 missile to precisely eliminate the $10 New Zealand government scumbags to finally end the billion dollar disaster they(NZ's Chief Crime Officers, CCO) "created for" New Zealand society, the status of New Zealand law and its seriousness:


Felons/LVT (Low-Value Target) Photo/Video Caught Alive(starting-at) DNA-verified DeadBody(starting-at)

Kris Faafoi Click $100,000 $30,000


Andrew Coster Click $50,000 $30,000


Colin Doherty Click $50,000 $0


David Parker $50,000 $99


*All amounts are in New Zealand dollars. Price may vary without notice. Final contract amounts appear on the contracts that both parties would sign.

*2 Our alien friend is a lawyer. And he'd move to New Zealand because Earth rumor says there are no lawyers in New Zealand. He'd be a lawyer to help those who have been slandered and treated as government criminals.

*3 New Zealand public has ONLY TWO questions for this illegitimate government: Both listed subjects and Brenton Tarrant are criminals. For what reasons these subjects can still fool around in public outside the prisons when Brenton Tarrant has to kill his time inside? Can anybody in NZ answer this question? Some Kiwis told these "most wanted" fugitives are armed with bigger dicks and more balls which Brenton just doesn't possess. Nod, nod. This answer makes sense. The 2nd question If Andrew Coster can commit crimes and scam tax dollars without getting caught, hit or taken down, why can't others? Why do NZ police pretend to try to stop others? As we know, lots of Kiwis got bigger dicks than his.

*4 All the people in the world has ONLY ONE question: These felons are not just thieves, or not a speedy drivers, but felons who committed several felonies in New Zealand. And no New Zealand law enforcement, department of justice, and government officials would do anything to fight against these government crimes and criminals for years. They are not afraid of anything including New Zealand laws and justice. They pretend like "nothing happened", then why should righteous people be afraid of bombing their houses and shooting them on the street?

They could say that this published " Most Wanted" page is useless, a waste of time, a piece of toilet paper, and that it cannot do any law enforcement work against them. They are right, as long as the "NO BALL" New Zealand public doesn't own military rifles and have the courage to uphold New Zealand laws. Take this as an example, you have no idea how many private motel owners have lost their businesses and stable income just because of the crimes these New Zealand government scumbags have quietly committed. Please don't blame the global pandemic. A virus cannot stop tourists and immigrants. The dirty social environment and the illegitimate government can. Many people have looked at our website and made their decisions. So would you say again, "You don't want to be killed by the dirty police in New Zealand, and fighting the government's crimes is none of your business."? As a Kiwi, you aren't only working for yourself, but also for your next generation. If they can escape legal punishment, so can some others, as can many others in New Zealand. When New Zealand society is completely down, the white residents could move back to Europe, the Asians and Indians could just "retire" to their beautiful homelands. Where should the Maori go? To Tonga, Fiji or jump into the Pacific Ocean? Do something for your next generation before it's too late. People talk about the great American spirit, the Chinese spirit, but we have never heard of the "Kiwi spirit or the Maori spirit." In New Zealand, there are no real heroes and Maori leaders yet. Brenton Tarrant could be one if he didn't pick the wrong targets, if he didn't hurt innocent people, and if he wiped out the New Zealand government criminals (as listed on this page) for the New Zealand people. If the judges of the Christchurch District Court had to do their blow jobs for self protection and personal gain, Brenton Tarrant's way must be the only way for the public to uphold law and justice, for their next generation. AlienPuppy's global partners would provide sniper rifles and other law enforcement equipment to those determined to make the New Zealand people think differently. Yes, if there were real laws that applied to all the people of New Zealand, Brenton Tarrant's way wouldn't be necessary and the listed criminals wouldn't be able to sit in their offices, still. By the way, has Kris Faafoi found a new "criminal job", a new "very friendly & decent" employer than the illegitimate New Zealand government? Let's talk to his new employer! Let's see what we can give to them. By the way, we don't think any real serviceman/ servicewoman, veterans and real police officers in the world would be on their side. The job titles mean trust, justice, duty, fairness and responsibility. They won't let someone like these New Zealand criminals make the shining badges look dirty. They don't want to let the public down. The AlienPuppyTenders don't need to create heroes for their districts. The heroes are already there.


These criminals insulted

  1. New Zealand laws and the judiciary;

  2. The entire New Zealand people, including Maori prisoners;

  3. Their families;

  4. Fake media in the world;

  5. Global arms manufacturers;

  6. Military organizations both on the Internet and in the real world;

    In most developed countries, even presidents could go to jail for committing even a minor crime. In New Zealand, "they" would do everything "they" can do to protect "nobody" in the New Zealand police and government from being sued and convicted just because "they" are betting that the entire New Zealand public, including residents of Maori communities and international tourists HAVE NO BALLS, and no one would do something physically lethal to "them". This is indeed a 100% PURE NEW ZEALAND. So we'd have to do more to make New Zealand 101% pure: We're very active in the world. And it seems that so far no international governments would be on the same side as the illegitimate New Zealand government and the New Zealand government criminals. We're really boring. We have reported our work to the governments of the US, Australia, China, Japan, Russia, Ukraine and the UK. And unfortunately, no one called out to us or the New Zealand government criminals. Everyone suddenly switched to flight mode. The entire so-called New Zealand government has been disappearing before our eyes for years, and probably because our sound isn't loud enough. Well, we really believed that our Mark Levinson speaker is good enough because it can eliminate the criminal: Kris Faafoi in "the government". Help us fuck those New Zealand scumbags HARDER anyway you can! FOR NEW ZEALAND Public. Sounds nicety? Nothing is nastier than criminals who can "always" enjoy their "freedom" outside of prisons, right? What would they say to the families of New Zealand prisoners? Why is New Zealand law so different from that of other Kiwis? They don't believe in law, they believe in gun and fire. Thank God that is exactly what our global partners are good at. These 4 pieces of shit would act like nothing illegal happened if you couldn't kiss their foreheads with a gun. They were delusional. They really believed that New Zealand and its people belonged to them. At least for the moment, Kris Faafoi knew he didn't. Our military experts analyzed the videos of Andrew Coster taken during the Parliament riot (protest of New Zealand patriots) in 2022. He was almost scared the shit out of his pant. As we said, he's not a qualified NZ police leader. He can't accomplish anything: fight police corruption? No; kill AlienPuppies? No; sleep in bed 24x7? Yes! Yes!



So If they can commit crimes in New Zealand without consequences, why can't others? Where is the difference? Does Andrew Coster have a bigger dick than any other man on planet Earth? David Parker grew 4 balls down there? Sorry, their behavior and courage led us to believe they were PHYSICALLY SPECIAL! Or maybe they think they own the U.S. Navy? None of it makes any sense. The crimes they have committed include but not limited to: 1, Obstruction of justice; 2, Covering up crimes; 3, False imprisonment; 4 some misdemeanors;Then we ask ourselves, why can't others hold a gun to their heads? Why can't others kidnap them...because the others don't have as many balls as David Parker...or because the others don't have guns or very advanced IT technologies to precisely target their bodies or their illegal financial accumulations? That doesn't make any sense. That isn't the way God created us by injecting the human spirit into our DNA. Or they think Maori and international tourists don't have DNA. If David Parker or Andrew Coster still have a ball to resist real prosecution, then "some others" would ask, "why can't we remove all of them from this world for the New Zealand public?" We're sure "some others" are thinking; New Zealand patriots are thinking; your international friends who love New Zealand and its people, including the great Maoris, are thinking. (An asthma patient named Kris Faafoi is obviously not one of them)

Would you count on them to fight crime (that's themselves)? Arm yourself with the latest self-defense weapons and technologies from AlienPuppy Inc. Shoot and bomb them, send them to jail or to hell for those they offend, hurt and commit crimes against. Visit the Dirty New Zealand web portal for detailed information on the AlienPuppy & KOMO Kiwi self-defense weapons and Kiwi survival network, personal information of dirty New Zealand government employees and judges, upcoming missions, Maori training and recruitment.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- / take full legal and military responsibility for all website content. We have taken responsibility for years and haven't encountered any G.I.Joes sent by these "innocent" New Zealand government criminals. Where are the New Zealand armed forces, the police, the judiciary and the greedy but useless New Zealand lawyers? It seems no one is speaking and fighting for the most wanted New Zealand fugitives! The New Zealand people know who the real criminals are.

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Criminal Photo Album & Screenshots:

The fake New Zealand media is good at packaging garbage to be a professional "public" hero. Today the most innocent and nice Kiwis and foreign tourists would end their lives for the public and New Zealand laws. This is what they brought to New Zealand. As leaders of criminal organizations and felons, they're also good at talking to you about law and justice on TV as long as you don't have weapons and very advanced IT technologies to make them tell the truth about how they directly and indirectly committed crimes. Don't talk about laws in New Zealand. Speak their language: fire is power and justice. Knowledge is indeed power. More and more Kiwis are leaving the country. Using data from the New Zealand Police computer servers hacked by our global partners, we can tell you how many New Zealand Police officers are leaving their "dirty" jobs between 2020 and 2022 and how hard this criminal organization is trying to recruit new fools to join the organization (the so-called New Zealand Police). They can't even make their teams and themselves LEGAL when they talk about how they want to make this country GREAT. Hilarious. Asian immigrants around us refer to New Zealand as "shithole country". It shouldn't have been that way under this great public criminal leadership. Want to know what our white kiwi suppliers and Maori friends have been saying about them? Give us a call. Youtube might give you some though. Get the power and bring down these criminals for New Zealand. We're sure many people will.