Rest assured, we have no intention of causing any trouble. The wrath of the Alien Puppies is not to be underestimated, and we certainly don't want to incur it. We urge you not to follow in the footsteps of the Jacinda Ardern government and the CCP—illegal operations and bad behaviors will only lead to trouble.

Instead, let's focus on doing something positive for the children and scientists in your country. They are the future—the backbone of your nation, your people, and your government. Together, we can make a meaningful difference in their lives and create a better tomorrow.

02/26/2024: a question for K-12: a scientific theory that can be summed up into two worlds "moving stuff" was replaced with "the time traveling antimatter a trillion years ago subatomic quantum superposition bending space time proven science labs with lots of money and large collider nuclear magnetic opposites attract bendy space light speed massless light comes from nowhere " . let us know which of the two makes more sense. Physics is observing stuff move. So the Alien's foundation for physics is: moving stuff. The only special thing in Alien model is the spirit which can "move stuff on its own". All the children in the world should ask "how can you prove light has no mass? what experiment shows that? Isn't light too small to see definitively?"

Would you like to join us in implementing the "AlienPuppy for Kids" program?

alienkids @ Alien Puppy