Contact Us

Prove that you're DDE-eligible. Or have your bank, insurer, or Escrow Service Provider Contact Us

Whether it's your local financial institution, a private surety service company or government escrow service, Internet-based escrow service, or a "blockchain smart contract" provider (like - whoever offers you insurance, a letter of credit, a performance bond, or an escrow service. Show us you're with them before we call you. If you're a Fortune 500 and headquartered in the U.S., China or Japan, our bank would contact you first.

How should your human-managed escrow service providers(not you) contact us?

DDE($1500~$1 million) matters. Get them ( humans, not blockchains) to contact us, OR you show us that you're CryptoCurrency DDE Ready if no one would contact us for you before submitting your proposal or application to us. Your financial service providers or your business guarantors might know more about you than we do. And they'd be doing their job to help you do business with us - effectively, professionally and profitably. Yes, we expect calls from your embassies and local government officials. Even a broke high school student is qualified to do business with us. It's simple: if you have $1500+ and are DDE eligible, we can do business to grow up together. Under New Zealand law, the public and victims of government crime have the right to take real law enforcement action to send these New Zealand government criminals to jail or to hell if they prefer the latter. DDE and smart contracts are the world's game changers and the future. Soon these New Zealand scumbags won't be able to survive in a real legal and judicial environment anyway, the question is "Why not help them make it quick now?"

Note: 1, DDE is not required for international (government) buyers who want to do business with AlienPuppy-DirtyNewZealand Inc. Read the "Aerospace & Defense" page for more information.

2, You may not be required to proceed with DDE if your brokers or Alien Purchasing Agents (APA) take the DDE responsibility for you. Please check with them before you proceed any AlienPuppyTenders program with us.

Non-DDE brokerage is welcome ALWAYS. Get DDE-eligible suppliers to contact us, have them negotiate with us, and you earn a big commission for anything you or they'd do for us. We even hire gardeners or look for gardening services. Revolving credit DDE may apply to dramatically boost your business with us. If you don't ask, you don't get it.

About "Contact Us":1, we're trying to do an effective business; 2, we believe our time is MORE EXPENSIVE than yours; 3, our procurement managers speak YOUR languages. If you're DDE-ready, wasting your resources is a SIN. Your work is more important than our money and our lives. If our managers do something wrong to you, PLEASE share your complaints with us at complaints # AlienPuppyTenders. we'd close our business if our solutions and further actions cannot satisfy you. Thanks for helping us run our business.

Please check the "Approved Escrow Service Provider List" before making them contact us for you. OR you can also write us directly with your chosen AUTHORIZED internet/blockchain escrow/smart contract provider information ATTACHED (Google & research " smart contract"). DON'T waste YOUR time on us if you aren't DDE ready. We're in the process of updating AlienPuppyTenders' program publishing system. Please inquire in an email for details on the available programs that you think would be a good fit for you. We're DDE(smart contract)-based, and you can contact us at any time if you think you're DDE-ready.

We DO NOT mind complying with your terms; We/you DO mind you/we don't honor contracts that both of us drafted and signed and agreed to. Digital DDE/smart contracts will be the only way in business. Research "China's digital yuan" to connect your brain with Mr. Satoshi's.

The DirtyNewZealand program tells us that anything is possible to happen to ANYONE, including the aforementioned criminals hiding in the New Zealand administrative system and the New Zealand public, without DDE protection. The difference is that we manage a very long supply chain, so we can't afford to be "surprised." A business failure isn't a surprise to us if we can foresee "it could happen" in the contract we signed.

Equal Business & Employment matters. The only goal is to create value for each other and nothing else. As a buyer, paying you right, and on time is one and the only main value that we can create for you. The world's largest banks and blockchain-based DDE service providers can talk to you for us at your request.

The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do. So if at first, you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. And never forget "A good reputation is more valuable than money." On AlienPuppyTenders, No Bullshit, No Time Waste, and No Cool Web Presence. The only things we can give to you are :





and DDE ( Dual Deposit Escrow/Smart Contract) can meet all the requirements and conditions (ALL THE REQUIREMENTS & CONDITIONS) we have for EACH OTHER. Effective deals create value, EFFECTIVELY. The only question is, "Do you know what you want? And are you professional and experienced enough to get what you want in the marketplace?""

You're wasting your precious time on us if you don't understand what LIFE, SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY, LAW, FAIRNESS, HUMAN SOUL & DIGNITY means to Homo sapiens. Watch these movies before contacting us:

1, "The Banker" (2020), starring Samuel Jackson. This movie tells you how to do business with us.

2, "Swordfish," starring John Travolta. Both this movie and NZ police & judges tell NZ prisoners, "if you're still locked up in jail, you're NOBODY. You need support from NZ Law, Justice, AlienPuppyTenders & KOMO." NZ Police & Judges criminals could still fool around anywhere outside NZ prisons like they used to. The only reason is because you're a nobody and don't know how to work seamlessly and effectively with others.

3, "Law Abiding Citizen," starring Gerard Butler. This movie tells you about "law", "justice", "the human soul" and "an eye for an eye". Do you want to find solutions for the public? Do you want to get paid for doing what you love? Working with us should be an option.

4, "Murder in a courtroom Indian predator". The Indian public knows more about real law and justice. In New Zealand, no one seems to care about the law because everyone knows that there are no laws for government criminals until he/she suffers something bad one day.

How to proceed after your first contact with us:

Step 1: Research "smart contract," "blockchain," and " dual deposit escrow" on the Internet, such as on the website If you prefer to talk to your local banks about the DDE service they offer, just do it. Check each other's DDE; We know you don't want to end up finding out that we'd love to buy your $100,000 of product but only have $10 in our hands. Wasting your/our time is SIN. Fortunately, the DDE is a sin killer for both sides. We introduce our programs very specifically after we know the fields of your expertise and after you open your mouth for what you think we might need from you. Someone let you visit our website? Someone told you we want to do business with you? Yes! Submit your proposal to us for WHATEVER you SELL. You'd never know that we also hire workers to walk dogs or play tennis unless you're a DDE-ready applicant. The information you can gather on our website is very limited, but you can still see our business goals and needs. So your business proposal to us shouldn't be too far from the core before our business meeting begins.

Step 2: Not interested? Leave with " Just Made a friend with AlienPuppy" satisfaction. Very interested? O.K. If our programs are attractive to you, you can create a proposal video (shorter than 15 minutes) / document that or its final version can be used as part of our contract. Screen capturing video or mere product/service introduction and explanation video is acceptable. (We need both written materials and videos). We're 100% sure we have jobs or business opportunities you're good at if you're exactly who you say you're.

Step 3: Technical analysis and negotiation: Draft contract and settle AlienDDE© contract terms with both your DDE service providers and us. You write your rules in the contract, and we'll be happy to follow them. The AlienDDE© contract APP and/or the AlienDDE© equipment provided by us can be used. AlienHardware® isn't strictly required for the unclassified contract.

Step 4: Start our cooperation. Again, when you cooperate with us, you won't lose a single cent. If you don't honor the contracts you sign, we both lose both time and money.

Note: You'll not receive a response from us and your message will be automatically deleted if you cannot prove you're DDE-ready/would work with us on DDE at your first contact. You're visiting our website because you are expecting business opportunities with us and vice versa. But if you don't know what we want, what you can offer us in return for payment, if you can't figure out our very specific business needs, if you can't send us your effective K.I.S.S. proposal, including the details of your quote, in writing and/or in demo video form, both of us are not qualified to do business and grow together. Don't wasting your time on us. To us, wasting your time and making you leave with an empty pocket is a SIN.

A failure is not always a mistake, it may simply be the best one can do under the circumstances. The real mistake is to stop trying. The more failures you "score" with us, for AlienPuppy programs, the more financial rewards, trust and friendship you can receive from us and the more successes you should expect soon. Our best friends and strongest self-defense weapons today are our suppliers and customers who are in a DDE relationship with us. Theoretically, 100,000 Alien Puppy website readers aren't as effective and problem-solving and valuable as just 1(ONE) new DDE supplier recommended by our DDE partners. No wonder world history is always written by only a few people of faith.

You Don't Ask, You Won't Get. Clear is Kind; Unclear is Unkind.

AlienPuppy, Not Your Average Puppy!

AlienPuppyTenders® recommends the escrow service offered by the Japanese government for DDE: simple, affordable and trustworthy. From $1,500 to $1 million for a single transaction, they care about you, not the amount of money. Real law, justice and fairness (very different from the fake laws in New Zealand and the so-called New Zealand law enforcement agencies and judges). This is the main reason why Japan is on top of the world. Not all island nations are the same!

Our official email address for business communication is:

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AlienPuppyTenders [at] an unstable, not very reliable mail service. good enough for a few rounds of communication! mail server is located in Russia; mail server is located in USA. Choose your preferred channel to reach us. We're legally responsible for all email communications with you sent to/from the official AlienPuppyTenders® email addresses listed above. The emails from NON-OFFICIAL email addresses of AlienPuppyTenders® may be sent by our global partners and/or unknown persons, such as the criminals hiding in the illegitimate New Zealand government. All of these individuals are over the age of 21, and "Viewer discretion is advised" notice may not apply to them. All of your communications with us, including personal email messages, on the Internet (that you know of) are available to the public and legitimate governments.

Don't send any confidential information to us over the Internet. We only accept encrypted transmissions generated by the AlienPuppy OS systems of hardware and software we provide, on both or more authorized ends, via AES DoD 1024, Blockchain III, military data link & future quantum communications.

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